The McCain campaign is welcome to steal this, provided I get full credit and royalties:
God and Barack Obama meet for the first time. God is an Obama fan, but wants to poke a little fun at Obama's supposed arrogance and has spent weeks crafting the perfect joke.
"Barack," God says, "I've got a joke for you."
"OK," Obama says.
"What's the difference between you and me," God asks.
Obama shrugs and says, "My books are interesting?"